So the other day, someone gave me a fortune cookie. And I'd been kind of saving it, because I used to really love opening my fortune. How much of a letdown it was though. When did the fortunes in fortune cookies start getting to be so crap? Mine reads: 'You are a person of culture.' First, this is untrue. Second, how is it meant to be a fortune? Is it wrong of me to complain about the shittiness of a fortune cookie?