Me: I did something really stupid today.
N: What's that?
Me: You know that book I've been waiting for?
Me: Breaking Dawn, you know the new Stephenie Meyer? The one I asked you to pre-order for me?
Me: You did pre-order it, right?
Me: Well, it's released in America today, but not in the UK until the 4th, so I still have to wait for Sunday and Monday for it to arrive..
Me: Well, I made the mistake of reading a review of it on Amazon.com and now I'm a little disappointed at what I know.
N: Well that's just you all over. You can't wait for anything.
Me: (sigh) I know.