150 Questions

I am officially boring:

150 Questions
The Bold Ones Are The Ones I Have Done.

01. Dyed your hair (You know I never have, why is this?)
02. Been a DJ ( I think that would be too scary)
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Been arrested (I’ve been cautioned, I bet that doesn’t count)
05. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol (I’m not sure I’d want to)
06. Held a tarantula (same as above)
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Taught yourself an art from scratch (I taught myself how to read, have I told you that story yet?)
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped (honestly, the very thought of it makes me queasy)
12. Had a booth at a street fair (Ooh, what would I sell?)
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea (I love lightning)
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights (a traumatic experience, apparently)
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables (they had bugs)
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper (ah, how many times today?)
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
25. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced (I can’t think of ANY body parts I’d like to pierce below the neck)(or above apart from my little earholes)
26. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph (I once drove in a car when someone ELSE drove at over 100 mph, I bet you’re impressed)
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Built your own PC from parts
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger (I’m shy)
32. Had a snowball fight (I always lose)
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier (I’d be afraid it’d crack)(is that a pun? it wasn't meant to be)
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over (I think it counts. It does, right?)
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Rode on a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run (maybe I just DREAMT I’ve hit a homerun)
43. Rode on a motorcycle (I’m so boring)
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day (nope, I get made fun of enough about my accent)
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild (gross.)
48. Rode a horse
49. Had major surgery
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Killed and prepared an animal for eating (I've seen it done, we had a lodger once who paid us in venison meat)(which was nice except we had deer carcasses in our back garden)
55. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt (I wish I had the guts for that)
56. Stolen a sign (I have stolen traffic cones, but that wasn’t the question)
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip (or a gazillion)
59. Rock climbing
60. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read (all the time, I’m a geek)
61. Midnight walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Changed your name
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them (who does these things?)
66. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
67. Benchpressed your own weight (ha! I can barely lift my own arms)
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records (such a dork. Our DVDs are grouped into genres!)
70. Pretended to be a superhero (when I was younger, but I’m thinking of making matching capes for my son and I)
71. Sung karaoke (oh, the embarassment)(But I got a free t-shirt)(that I never wore)
72. Lounged around in bed all day (any excuse, honestly)
73. Posed nude in front of strangers (never)
74. Scuba diving (I went snorkelling in Hawaii, that was pretty)
75. Got it on to Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye (I actually detest the song, how is it meant to be romantic? Or am I missing the point?)
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Parasailed
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
83. Skipped all your school reunions (technically didn’t graduate, so I’m not sure I’ll be invited to the reunion?)
84. Started a business
85. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them (sort of)
86. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
87. Taken a martial arts class (I’d love to though)
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman (why, why, why would I have done this?)
89. Written your own computer language
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made you dizzy
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office (does anyone else notice me skipping over the sex questions?)
97. Gone without food for 5 days (but I was on an IV drip)
98. Made cookies from scratch (who cares that they were awful?)
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Rode a gondola
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Found out someone was going to dump you via Blogger (oh, how sad)
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Gone back to school
109. Performed on stage (when I was young and not so self-conscious)
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gotten someone fired for their actions
115. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
116. Bought a house (almost two! Less than a week)
117. Been in a combat zone (my living room?)
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Had your picture in the newspaper
125. Read - and understood - your credit report (I wanted to make this one bold, who would really know anyway, but I just couldn’t)
126. Raised children (raising, close enough)
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy (Teddy Ruxpin, I love you!)
128. Eaten kangaroo meat (My dad once had this awful kangaroo leg can opener thing. I cried when I found out what it was)
129. Been a sperm or egg donor
130. Eaten sushi (yuck)
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
134. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
(my copy didn't have a 137, maybe I'll have to google it) (but I'll pretend I've done whatever it is, because it makes me feel special)
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication (I wish)
141. Lost over 100 pounds at one time
142. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart (originally I had this in bold, but then I thouught about it, and probably not)
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone (I sprained my ankle when I was 7)
150. Had sex on a moving train