Not sure what to make of it..

So, apparently, it's egg month - and damn it, I almost made it through January without knowing that, how is it possible? And prepare yourselves: today is ... twist off day, and, AND! hell is freezing over day. My god, how exciting. And apparently, according to 123greetings.com, these are events so major they call for greeting cards to be sent to friends and loved ones. So in honour of the twist off top - Happy Twist Off Day! Mark your calendars for next year!