When I found these fantastic Christmas cracker jokes. Why did I save them? Who knows? But for your pleasure, here they are, and if you groan just once whilst reading them, then it will have been worth it!
Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs Sippi.
Q: How do snails keep their shells shiny?
A: Snail varnish.
Q: What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator?
A: Cool music.
Q: Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?
A: Because it was in a jam.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?
A: He had no body to go with.
Q: Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
A: Because they would quack up.
Personally, the married woman in America joke is my favourite. Possibly followed by the skeleton.