Monday, January 14, 2008

Was tidying up..

When I found these fantastic Christmas cracker jokes. Why did I save them? Who knows? But for your pleasure, here they are, and if you groan just once whilst reading them, then it will have been worth it!

Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?

A: Mrs Sippi.

Q: How do snails keep their shells shiny?

A: Snail varnish.

Q: What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator?

A: Cool music.

Q: Why did the strawberry get a lawyer?

A: Because it was in a jam.

Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party?

A: He had no body to go with.

Q: Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?

A: Because they would quack up.

Personally, the married woman in America joke is my favourite. Possibly followed by the skeleton.

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